Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green Earning Employee of the Month

Earning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history

Bennett's pivot from chainmail mercenary to carpet cleaning entrepreneur is honestly his most impressive career move

just enthusiastic chanting and zero understanding of what you actually signed up for

Digital illustration depicts Art Weingartner in a dark olive jacket with gray curly hair leaning toward Ricky Butler in a white tank top with reddish-brown curly hair

Bold red slashed lettering below reads "WHATEVER IT TAKES

Chopper Sic Balls - Unisex Hoodie Color:Irish Green Earning Employee of the MonthChopper's reputation for targeting specific anatomy is the most effective piece of propaganda in Castle Rock. Turns out the deadliest junkyard dog ever is just a golden retriever who wants belly rubs. Inspired by Stand By Me. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "CHOPPER" above a vintage hand drawn white illustration of Chopper, a happy Golden Retriever with its tongue out and a wide, dopey grin. Bold distressed white block text below