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That winged skate has the energy of a military insignia for a branch of the armed forces that exclusively defends the organ carpet

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

" with scripted text at the bottom reading "Twin Falls

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

" A white shaka hand and curved yellow arrow sit at the bottom

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL That winged skate has theThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.