Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex T-Shirt jackson Pee Wee's Playhouse

Pee Wee's Playhouse

Velociraptors figured out how to open doors and we gave one a toga and laurel wreath like that's not the most terrifying résumé in academia

A red tomato illustration with green leaves sits centered between yellow serif numerals "19" and "85

decorated with horizontal stripes of green

and a clock on the gable

Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Unisex T-Shirt jackson Pee Wee's PlayhouseSaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp