Swingers - Breakfast Anytime - Long Sleeve T-Shirt workout Dentists recommending hockey is the

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch

A digital illustration of President Gerald Ford wearing a sombrero

1987" centered beneath

and it only takes him fifty years to realize trees leave

Swingers - Breakfast Anytime - Long Sleeve T-Shirt workout Dentists recommending hockey is theBombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey, proving his comedy instincts are as cold as his love life. Nobody ordered the philosophy, man, just the pancakes. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Golden yellow etching style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME." Blackletter text below reads "Mikey's Pancakes" followed