Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt coen brothers Curved distressed white text along

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

Darth Vader from Planet Vulcan is the greatest genre classification system ever invented by a terrified man in pajamas

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

Guyabeetus - Unisex T-Shirt coen brothers Curved distressed white text alongFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across