Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL White bold block text reads

White bold block text reads "STRAIGHT" above a distressed black-and-white line art portrait of El Guapo with wild curly hair and a beard

Nobody questions the tuxedo if you sell it hard enough

Adding palm trees just gives the attitude a tropical zip code

Opening in the mid-twentieth century

Bold outlined teal block letters read "TOO DARN LOUD TOUR" below

Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL White bold block text readsVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by